1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,540 ["We R The Heroes" playing] 2 00:00:02,625 --> 00:00:05,208 -♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪ 3 00:00:05,290 --> 00:00:07,582 -♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪ 4 00:00:07,665 --> 00:00:09,874 -♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪ 5 00:00:09,958 --> 00:00:12,707 ♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪ 6 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:15,915 [vocalizing] 7 00:00:22,082 --> 00:00:23,916 ♪ Everybody says we're ugly ♪ 8 00:00:23,999 --> 00:00:26,833 ♪ Everybody says we're tiny and shabby ♪ 9 00:00:26,916 --> 00:00:30,125 ♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪ 10 00:00:30,207 --> 00:00:32,290 ♪ And fiery heart ♪ 11 00:00:32,374 --> 00:00:36,457 ♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪ 12 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:38,915 ♪ It's time for us ♪ 13 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:41,458 ♪ It's time to rush ♪ 14 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,207 -♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool ♪ 15 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:46,332 -♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are too young ♪ 16 00:00:46,416 --> 00:00:48,875 -♪ Here we go ♪ -♪ Nobody wants us ♪ 17 00:00:48,957 --> 00:00:52,625 ♪ It's time to break the way you are ♪ 18 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:53,916 [music ends] 19 00:00:58,041 --> 00:00:59,540 [footsteps approaching] 20 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:01,707 [grunts] Gotcha. [chuckles] 21 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,541 [screams, grunts] 22 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:06,957 [groans] 23 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,832 [chuckles] See you later, loser. 24 00:01:11,874 --> 00:01:12,875 [chuckles] 25 00:01:18,207 --> 00:01:19,374 Huh? 26 00:01:23,457 --> 00:01:27,665 "When you hear that funky groove, I'm coming for you"? 27 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:30,665 Funky groove? [scoffs] 28 00:01:30,749 --> 00:01:33,124 Like I'm scared and-- [screams] 29 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:35,750 [groans, gasps] 30 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:37,332 [chuckles] 31 00:01:37,416 --> 00:01:39,165 -[screams] -[superhero] Come on, now! 32 00:01:39,249 --> 00:01:40,750 ["Disco Duo" playing] 33 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:42,666 [bully grunting] 34 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:43,582 [music ends] 35 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:44,750 [bully screams] 36 00:01:45,415 --> 00:01:47,041 [students laughing] 37 00:01:50,665 --> 00:01:52,416 [student 1] That's ridiculous. 38 00:01:52,499 --> 00:01:54,665 Yo, Keith. What's going on? 39 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:57,500 You didn't hear? It's George. 40 00:01:57,583 --> 00:02:01,124 George? As in "I beat up nerds for money" George? 41 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:02,541 -Mm-hmm. -What happened? 42 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:03,957 [student 2] This is so funny. 43 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,791 [George grunting] 44 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:08,791 Oh, ow! 45 00:02:09,624 --> 00:02:13,582 Apparently somebody made him dance so hard he couldn't stop. 46 00:02:13,665 --> 00:02:15,624 [grunting] It's not funny. 47 00:02:15,707 --> 00:02:20,125 Oh, the doctor said my hips will stop dancing in a couple of days. 48 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,040 [shouts] 49 00:02:21,665 --> 00:02:25,165 -Rumor is some masked hero did it to him. -Hmm? 50 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:28,957 A real hero who's bullying the bullies. 51 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,625 A hero. Could be you. 52 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:33,415 Oh, dear. Not good. Not good. 53 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:37,499 Ed, buddy. Where's the fire? 54 00:02:37,582 --> 00:02:39,041 Diego. 55 00:02:39,874 --> 00:02:44,458 [scoffs] Looks like Ed-wetter here needs to pay his cello tax. 56 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,957 -Huh? [screams] -[grunts] 57 00:02:47,707 --> 00:02:48,708 Hey! 58 00:02:49,874 --> 00:02:50,708 Ed. 59 00:02:50,791 --> 00:02:52,040 [straining] 60 00:02:57,124 --> 00:03:00,207 You okay? Here you go. 61 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:05,499 Check it out, guys, little Mikey thinks he's a hero. 62 00:03:05,582 --> 00:03:06,957 [students gasp] 63 00:03:07,874 --> 00:03:10,166 You wanna go, hero? 64 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,874 Uh, no, no. I mean, it's not-- 65 00:03:12,957 --> 00:03:14,249 That's enough, Diego. 66 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,207 Why don't you knock it off and do something useful? 67 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:20,207 Like jump in a landfill and recycle yourself. 68 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:25,249 You're lucky you got your girlfriend to protect you. 69 00:03:25,332 --> 00:03:27,041 Girlfriend? [groans] 70 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,832 Oops. I slipped. 71 00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:31,000 [scoffs] Let's go. 72 00:03:31,499 --> 00:03:32,999 [students muttering] 73 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:35,166 [groans] 74 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,625 Huh? Thanks for-- 75 00:03:37,707 --> 00:03:40,957 Don't just stand there and take it. Stand up for yourself. 76 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:43,916 [groans] 77 00:03:46,415 --> 00:03:48,833 These are the most bullied kids at school. 78 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:53,958 Compiling all this data, wedgie forensics and spitball ballistics, 79 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:58,707 we can find out the real identity of the masked vigilante. 80 00:03:59,915 --> 00:04:01,500 So, who is it? 81 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:04,790 No idea. 82 00:04:06,165 --> 00:04:08,207 But don't it look cool? 83 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,875 [students chattering] 84 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:10,958 [student 1] Hey. 85 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,165 [student 2] Hi! How are you doing? 86 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,290 [student 3] What happened to those guys? 87 00:04:15,374 --> 00:04:17,415 [both grunting] 88 00:04:21,499 --> 00:04:24,874 I heard they both had to disco dance for hours. 89 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,625 [shudders] 90 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:30,666 -So, what's the plan? -There is no plan. 91 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,165 This doesn't concern us. 92 00:04:32,249 --> 00:04:33,541 I don't want to get involved. 93 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:35,207 -[Diego] What was that? -Huh? 94 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,582 What you guys jabbering about? Huh? 95 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:40,582 [both grunt, whimper] 96 00:04:41,707 --> 00:04:44,083 Keith, where's my lunch? 97 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:46,832 [panting] 98 00:04:46,915 --> 00:04:48,832 Here's your sandwich, your bulkiness. 99 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,500 [groans] 100 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:58,957 I said I wanted my sandwich with no paper. 101 00:05:00,165 --> 00:05:02,415 "When you hear that funky groove, 102 00:05:02,499 --> 00:05:05,582 I'm coming for you. The cafeteria. Tonight." 103 00:05:06,665 --> 00:05:08,083 Did you do this? 104 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:12,208 [stammers] No, it's not me. Really! 105 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:13,915 [grunting] 106 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,291 Hey, masked dork. Do you know who my dad is? 107 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:22,374 Not a single person in this town messes with my dad and lives. 108 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:23,999 So, come on! 109 00:05:24,999 --> 00:05:28,916 You know, I was done anyway. [chuckles, sighs] 110 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:32,833 Grow, grow, grow away. 111 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,166 [phone vibrates] 112 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,375 Dude, what are you doing? 113 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,500 Diego's about to throw down with the masked vigilante. 114 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:43,666 This is our chance to find out who he is. 115 00:05:43,749 --> 00:05:44,832 I don't know. 116 00:05:44,915 --> 00:05:48,415 After everything he's done to me, maybe Diego deserves it. 117 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,875 [phone beeps] 118 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,625 Isn't that right, CM? 119 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:55,707 Hmm. You already know what to do, don't you, Mike? 120 00:05:55,791 --> 00:05:58,000 [sighs] 121 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,583 I just love hanging out with my friends. 122 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:11,082 [groans] Because of that super awesome loser, 123 00:06:11,165 --> 00:06:12,750 my own mother kicked me out. 124 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:16,000 After all the years I let her clean up after me. 125 00:06:16,082 --> 00:06:17,124 [grunts] 126 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:19,875 -[pedestrian grunts] -[Dirk-O gasps] 127 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:21,624 Who did that? 128 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:25,749 [grunts] Sorry. I didn't mean to hit you. 129 00:06:25,832 --> 00:06:27,999 It's not my fault your head is so big. 130 00:06:29,624 --> 00:06:31,208 [pedestrian] What did you say? 131 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:32,790 You son of a-- 132 00:06:32,874 --> 00:06:35,124 -[whimpering] -Get back here! 133 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,207 Sparkules! 134 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:41,124 [pedestrians shout, gasp] 135 00:06:41,207 --> 00:06:44,041 ["Sparkules" playing] 136 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:48,208 I am the son of Zeus, the God of Thunder. 137 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:52,458 I am Sparkules! 138 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:54,624 -[laughs] -[pedestrian] Okay. 139 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:57,749 [Dirk-O] I've been saving this one for last. 140 00:06:57,832 --> 00:07:00,999 Comicalize: Zeus' Wrath! 141 00:07:02,124 --> 00:07:05,750 Father! Grant me power! 142 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,415 [thunder rumbling] 143 00:07:07,499 --> 00:07:08,666 [music ends] 144 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,374 [whimpers] 145 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:15,790 [Zeus] For the last time, I'm not your dad. 146 00:07:15,874 --> 00:07:17,957 -I've never had a son like you. -[gulps] 147 00:07:18,832 --> 00:07:21,375 [whimpering, screaming] 148 00:07:25,124 --> 00:07:26,874 [grunting] 149 00:07:27,541 --> 00:07:28,625 [shrieks] 150 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:32,833 What's going on? You guys better have my back. 151 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:35,707 I get one scratch on me and my dad won't stand for it. 152 00:07:35,791 --> 00:07:37,790 -[vigilante] Hey, Diego. -[all gasp] 153 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:41,333 It's funky groove revenge time. 154 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:44,416 Yeah, but I don't hear no disco music. 155 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:48,625 [laughs] You will. Disco Duo! 156 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:49,625 ["Disco Duo" playing] 157 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:52,957 [both] Aw, yeah. Time to get funky. 158 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:54,791 [Diego] What? 159 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,625 -Get them. -[both grunt] 160 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:59,708 [both] Aw, yeah, baby. Come on. 161 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:01,624 Let's boogie. 162 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:06,375 -Disco Poke. Disco Kick. -[grunting] 163 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:09,582 Disco Beam! 164 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:10,541 [both whimpering] 165 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,458 [goons] What the-- 166 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,791 Get him. 167 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,500 Who? The kid? 168 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,583 Beat up weaklings? Not groovy. 169 00:08:22,207 --> 00:08:24,207 He's no weakling. He's a bully. 170 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:25,833 He beats up everybody. 171 00:08:25,916 --> 00:08:27,499 [both] Well, in that case… 172 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:29,125 [screams] 173 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,000 [both] …time for revenge, baby. 174 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:33,624 Stay back! 175 00:08:34,749 --> 00:08:36,082 [groans] 176 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:38,874 [music continues] 177 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:44,750 You done already? We're just getting started, Diego. 178 00:08:45,374 --> 00:08:46,791 [both] Party's over, baby. 179 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:49,249 -[Crying Man] Tear Split! -What? 180 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,083 Hi-yah! 181 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,208 Don't hurt him! 182 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:57,250 [groaning] 183 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:01,957 Okay, don't hurt him any more than you already have, I guess. 184 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:05,915 Yes! Mike. I knew you would come. 185 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:10,583 Stay out of my way. 186 00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:12,666 Disco Duo, attack! 187 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:13,958 [both] Okay. 188 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:17,665 Crying Man, Tear Blast! 189 00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:19,499 [crying] 190 00:09:19,582 --> 00:09:22,291 [both] Whoo-hoo! Oh. Oh, yeah. 191 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,624 Feel that funky beat. 192 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,500 Ha. Out of sight, baby. 193 00:09:28,915 --> 00:09:30,750 -[shouts] -Crying Man? 194 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:35,249 [exclaims] I'm sad, but I'm having fun. 195 00:09:36,374 --> 00:09:38,582 [groans] Crying Man, return. 196 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,250 Black Knight. 197 00:09:45,582 --> 00:09:48,874 [gasps] Who are these flashy dudes now? 198 00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:52,583 Black Knight. Watch out for those beams from the disco ball. 199 00:09:52,666 --> 00:09:55,500 [both] Hit the lights, baby. It's a dance party! 200 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:58,416 Whoa. Too bright. 201 00:09:58,916 --> 00:09:59,999 [groans] 202 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,332 [both] Our disco lights! Bummer. 203 00:10:04,415 --> 00:10:06,833 Disco Duo! Last call. 204 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:11,000 Comicalize: Saturday Night Fever! 205 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,957 Saturday night fever! 206 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:17,082 [both] Oh, yeah. Saturday night is all right for fighting, baby. 207 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,666 ♪ The roof, the roof The roof is on fire ♪ 208 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,124 Let it burn, baby. 209 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:29,666 ♪ The roof, the roof The roof is on fire ♪ 210 00:10:30,332 --> 00:10:31,707 [grunting] 211 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,166 Black Knight. What are you doing? 212 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:40,083 Light. My only weakness. Besides all my other weaknesses. 213 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,665 Huh? [yelps] 214 00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:43,749 [music ends] 215 00:10:43,832 --> 00:10:46,957 I told you to stay out of my way. 216 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,916 Once I get rid of Diego, 217 00:10:49,999 --> 00:10:52,791 there will be no more villains at this school. 218 00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:55,665 I'll be a hero. 219 00:10:56,415 --> 00:10:58,291 A real hero! 220 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,291 Dude! No! 221 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:04,166 -[Mike grunts, groans] -[gasps, whimpering] 222 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,707 [Mike] Ed. Stop this. 223 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:10,625 You-- How do you know my name? 224 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,082 It was the notes, Ed. 225 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,083 Who else puts stars on exclamation points? 226 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:29,500 What? That was your big clue? Come on. 227 00:11:29,582 --> 00:11:31,291 [Ed grunts] 228 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,915 Who are you? 229 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,500 [gasps] 230 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:36,750 [stammers] Mike? 231 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:42,000 But Diego bullied you too. [whimpers] 232 00:11:42,082 --> 00:11:44,624 He made your life miserable. 233 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,208 [shouting] Why are you helping him? 234 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:56,040 Ed, ask yourself. Is this what a hero does? 235 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:57,583 [gasps] 236 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,040 [breathing shakily] 237 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,041 [gasps] 238 00:12:10,249 --> 00:12:11,833 So, party's over? 239 00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:14,457 Shh. Party's just getting started, baby. 240 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:23,208 I wanted to be a hero, but I became the bad guy instead. 241 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,874 Disco Duo, return. 242 00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:36,958 You take it. You seem more like the hero than me. 243 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,500 [crying] 244 00:12:44,582 --> 00:12:47,291 What a beautiful finale. 245 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,666 [all groaning] 246 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:58,207 I don't know what you just did, but I know what I'm gonna do to you. 247 00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,540 [groaning] 248 00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:03,041 [shouting] 249 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,291 -Huh? -Hmm? 250 00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:10,333 Listen, lady, this doesn't concern you. [grunts] 251 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,165 [whimpers, grunts] 252 00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:20,541 [shouts] Uh, sorry. I give up. I'll do whatever you want. [whimpers] 253 00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:27,332 [chuckles] 254 00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:34,250 ["Teenage Dreaming" playing] 255 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,833 ♪ 7:00 a.m. It's morning ♪ 256 00:13:44,332 --> 00:13:46,249 ♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪ 257 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:51,125 ♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪ 258 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:56,208 ♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪ 259 00:13:56,915 --> 00:14:01,375 ♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪ 260 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,500 ♪ La la la la ♪ 261 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,541 ♪ La la la la ♪ 262 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:14,750 ♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪ 263 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:19,540 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 264 00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:25,915 ♪ My chin is rough and scratchy Voice is getting low and cracky ♪ 265 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:30,791 ♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪ 266 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:35,750 ♪ When did I get so cranky? And what is all this acne? ♪ 267 00:14:36,415 --> 00:14:40,958 ♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪ 268 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:44,125 ♪ La la la la ♪ 269 00:14:45,874 --> 00:14:49,166 ♪ La la la la ♪ 270 00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:53,999 ♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪ 271 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:59,290 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 272 00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:03,625 ♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪ 273 00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:06,083 ♪ No need to hurry ♪ 274 00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:11,125 ♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪ 275 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:15,874 ♪ So don't you worry about the future ♪ 276 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,915 ♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪ 277 00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:25,625 ♪ Do you think that she likes me? I don't have the guts to ask her ♪ 278 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:30,624 ♪ Feel like the frog from stories Oh, every day I see her ♪ 279 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:35,665 ♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪ 280 00:15:35,749 --> 00:15:40,458 ♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪ 281 00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:43,416 ♪ Teenage dreaming ♪ 282 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:48,500 ♪ Teenage dreaming ♪ 283 00:15:49,124 --> 00:15:53,750 ♪ We don't need to grow up oh so fast ♪ 284 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:58,958 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 285 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:03,624 ♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪ 286 00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:08,749 ♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪ 287 00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,708 [music ends]